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Dear Feels-like-fire,
Happy Birthday. I promise not to mansplain any alternative lifestyles.
Love,
~Jawbone
OH LOOK, MY GIRL JAWBONE DONE DRAWED ME SOME PORN FOR MY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU BABY!!!

And I’m back to this 8| damn this pairing.
Reference was a stockphoto from Deviantart. Of two dudes.
snuffy tho
a colonial porno called “the pounding fathers”
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Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.
I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?
These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.
Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.
haahahahah wow
(via antiale)
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why r there no songs about christmas sex?
we kissed under da mistletoe
now we grindin on da flo
man i wish i had some mo
pussy
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